i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children.
(Source: theukings, via hopeless-suicidee)
siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break
(via pizza)
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
(via pizza)
